Saturday, September 4, 2010

The God Will Save Us from Rational Thought

A mentally and physically crippled gangsta rapper and sometime theoretical physicist is making yet another argument that The God doesn't exist:

Hawking says in his book "The Grand Design" that, given the existence of gravity, "the universe can and will create itself from nothing," according to an excerpt published Thursday in The Times of London.
"Spontaneous creation is the reason why there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist," he writes in the excerpt.
"It is not necessary to invoke God to light the blue touch paper [fuse] and set the universe going," he writes.

Hawking and other "scientists" keep "theorizing" and "thinking" about how the universe came to be and they always insist on "validating" their "claims" with "evidence."  "There's no proof that The God exists," they say, even as the true philosophers among us observe the supernaturality of magnets and rainbows.  
Only GOD can make a Motherfucking Tree, bitch
Well, Mr. Hawking:  If you really want proof of The God's existence, you need look no further than your crippled and twisted frame.  It's so brutally obvious that the Master of the Universe knew that you would spend your life blaspheming and belittling His Name, and so created you with a body that loudly broadcasts not only the proof of His existence, but also the power and justifiable pettiness of His vengeance.

And so, for you, there is and was and always will  be no hope for your salvation.  The God that you deny will forever flip you the bird, sir, until you are retired to a particularly hot and brimstoney dimension that has so far escaped your smarty-pants observations.